I was about to take a massive dump when a big brown Chamorro Cockroach greeted me in the corner of the toilet.
I ran to the kitchen to grab a can of Raid I bought last trip, and pointed warily at the bugger. As soon as that mystic white cloud hit the mark, it ran like a bat out of hell towards me, outside across the hallway and into my bedroom, fluttering its wings in preparation to wreak havoc before dying an ignominious death. It hung out under the bed for a few seconds before disappearing into the dark crevices of the night, probably waiting for me to fall asleep and crawl into my mouth.
Now my prairie dogs are back in the pad, the turtle is back in the shell, the kids are away from the pool. What a total mood killer. FML.
I usually just lurk, a silent spectator of sorts of your blog, but you and your ipis stories -- i just had to laugh! always a comic relief
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Glad to know someone finds joy in my misery ;) Haha thanks for commenting and sticking around! :)