Kat just sent me a text message:<\/p>\n
Today a new boy pulled his pants down and peed on the linoleum with all his glory. I just scrubbed the floor clean Friday<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
Happy Monday, everyone.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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