{"id":855,"date":"2009-05-18T03:35:00","date_gmt":"2009-05-18T03:35:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lovine.com\/?p=855"},"modified":"2009-05-18T03:35:00","modified_gmt":"2009-05-18T03:35:00","slug":"855","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lovine.com\/?p=855","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/lovine\/2417692665\/\" title=\"Harumph. by lovine, on Flickr\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm4.static.flickr.com\/3103\/2417692665_a4449cf4f6_c.jpg\" width=\"800\" height=\"533\" alt=\"Harumph.\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>\"Today, I turn five.  And tomorrow is always another adventure that life brings, always I wonder what it shall bring.  To chilly camping in Yosemite, a boorish office day, or a leisure trip to the park.  The best part really, is when my Mama Kat comes home from an airport called Burbank.  Happy Birthday to me, the little furball with a black birthmark (on my balls).  So come and visit me, ya'll.\"<\/p>\n<p>Nick, you're the bestest friend anyone could ever ask for.  Even if you have accidents and are a needy little bastard, I will love you for only another 5 years unless you start growing nicer hair that I don't need to brush every frikkin' day, prissy boy. Gosh.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\"Today, I turn five. And tomorrow is always another adventure that life brings, always I wonder what it shall bring. To chilly camping in Yosemite, a boorish office day, or a leisure trip to the park. The best part really, is when my Mama Kat comes home from an airport called Burbank. Happy Birthday to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[19,4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-855","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nickel","category-photo"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lovine.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/855","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lovine.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lovine.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lovine.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lovine.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=855"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lovine.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/855\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lovine.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=855"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lovine.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=855"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lovine.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=855"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}