{"id":829,"date":"2009-03-11T06:07:00","date_gmt":"2009-03-11T06:07:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lovine.com\/?p=829"},"modified":"2009-03-11T06:07:00","modified_gmt":"2009-03-11T06:07:00","slug":"829","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lovine.com\/?p=829","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The cashier was finishing up with a customer as I opened the door of the gas station mini-mart.  \"Can you turn on the air for me?\", as he gave the lady her change.  \"I can't.  I don't have a remote to turn it on.\".  What a liar, I thought to myself, and hung around till the lady left so I can pump some air into the soft tires of the '79 bus.  \"What about some tokens for the machine?\", but \"None\" was the reply.  Lie.  So I look him straight in the eye and tell him \"It's California law that your gas station needs to provide free air to paying customers.\"<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, he confirms that I had indeed just pumped some gas on station 4, and hands me two tokens.  That's right, beeyatch! So I smugly walk over to the air\/water station, plunk in the change, and the machine whirs happily.  <\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/lovine\/3332958004\/\" title=\"HEY 1979! by lovine, on Flickr\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm4.static.flickr.com\/3387\/3332958004_0f802dd2a2_c.jpg\" width=\"800\" height=\"533\" alt=\"HEY 1979!\" \/><\/a><br \/>Vanessa's Ass.<\/p>\n<p>I plug the hose into the stem valve... and nothing happens.  It's broken.<\/p>\n<p>Ugh.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The cashier was finishing up with a customer as I opened the door of the gas station mini-mart. \"Can you turn on the air for me?\", as he gave the lady her change. \"I can't. I don't have a remote to turn it on.\". What a liar, I thought to myself, and hung around till [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[22],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-829","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-volkswagen"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lovine.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/829","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lovine.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lovine.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lovine.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lovine.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=829"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lovine.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/829\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lovine.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=829"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lovine.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=829"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lovine.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=829"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}