{"id":2347,"date":"2012-09-08T02:02:47","date_gmt":"2012-09-08T09:02:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lovine.com\/?p=2347"},"modified":"2012-09-08T02:05:13","modified_gmt":"2012-09-08T09:05:13","slug":"snip-snip","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lovine.com\/?p=2347","title":{"rendered":"Snip, snip"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Kat and I have been home for a few days, in anticipation for my friend Rudy's big day when he finally grows up. <\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/lovine.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/2012-09-06-20.01.07.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"2012-09-06 20.01.07\" width=\"640\" height=\"361\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2345\" \/><br \/>\nHere he is at rehearsal.  He needs more practice. <\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/lovine.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/IMG_3029.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"IMG_3029\" width=\"640\" height=\"427\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2346\" \/><\/p>\n<p>It is a well known fact that I do not possess any facial hair whatsoever, and as a once-in-a-lifetime experiment coinciding with our month-long exodus into the Alaskan wilderness, I stopped shaving for over a month.  If you are curious - it looked like shit, and Kat had to add eyeliner to make it look slightly less reprehensible.  Fortunately, the phenomenon was only experienced by my wife, siblings and Kathlyn.  I went back to looking younger instantaneously by at least 5-10 years as soon as I shaved the 25 strands on my face.  Goodbye, douchestache.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Kat and I have been home for a few days, in anticipation for my friend Rudy's big day when he finally grows up. Here he is at rehearsal. He needs more practice. It is a well known fact that I do not possess any facial hair whatsoever, and as a once-in-a-lifetime experiment coinciding with our [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2347","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-photo"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lovine.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2347","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lovine.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lovine.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lovine.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lovine.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2347"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/lovine.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2347\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2350,"href":"https:\/\/lovine.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2347\/revisions\/2350"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lovine.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2347"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lovine.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2347"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lovine.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2347"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}