{"id":209,"date":"2004-07-14T09:57:00","date_gmt":"2004-07-14T09:57:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lovine.com\/?p=209"},"modified":"2004-07-14T09:57:00","modified_gmt":"2004-07-14T09:57:00","slug":"209","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lovine.com\/?p=209","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.tabulas.com\/~monmon\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/pics\/talibeach\/thumbnails\/284_8432.jpg\" width=100 height=75 border=1 align=\"left\"><\/a>first things, first! happy birthday, cheeky mon!! through thick and thin, good and bad, i may always make fun of your cheeky cheeks but rest assured i do it because i love you. and you know it, brah :)<\/p>\n<p>instead of getting my act together to enforce peace, order and harmony in my room, i chose to concoct weird crap like <i><a href=\"stuff\/music\/jazz%20from%20mars.mp3\">jazz from mars<\/a><\/i> instead (links are italicized from now on). great..<\/p>\n<p>and now i have this monstrous pimple sitting pretty on my cheek. huway? huuuwaaayy!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>first things, first! happy birthday, cheeky mon!! through thick and thin, good and bad, i may always make fun of your cheeky cheeks but rest assured i do it because i love you. and you know it, brah :) instead of getting my act together to enforce peace, order and harmony in my room, i [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-209","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lovine.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/209","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lovine.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lovine.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lovine.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lovine.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=209"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lovine.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/209\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lovine.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=209"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lovine.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=209"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lovine.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=209"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}