{"id":1763,"date":"2011-04-01T16:54:12","date_gmt":"2011-04-01T23:54:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lovine.com\/?p=1763"},"modified":"2011-04-01T16:55:22","modified_gmt":"2011-04-01T23:55:22","slug":"sometimes-i-dont-exist","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lovine.com\/?p=1763","title":{"rendered":"Sometimes I Don't Exist"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>One of the biggest benefits of not having Facebook - NO ONE can unfriend me!! I am forced to be your real friend whether you like it or not.  HAH!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/lovine\/5504938624\/\" title=\"Is this love that I'm feeling by lovine, on Flickr\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm6.static.flickr.com\/5060\/5504938624_2bba5a770c_c.jpg\" width=\"533\" height=\"799\" alt=\"Is this love that I'm feeling\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Happy April Fools everyone, I'll try not to shart all over myself like last time. Or fall in love with Gus.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>One of the biggest benefits of not having Facebook - NO ONE can unfriend me!! I am forced to be your real friend whether you like it or not. HAH! Happy April Fools everyone, I'll try not to shart all over myself like last time. Or fall in love with Gus.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1763","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-photo"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lovine.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1763","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lovine.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lovine.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lovine.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lovine.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1763"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/lovine.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1763\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1765,"href":"https:\/\/lovine.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1763\/revisions\/1765"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lovine.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1763"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lovine.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1763"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lovine.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1763"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}