{"id":1702,"date":"2011-02-17T02:09:24","date_gmt":"2011-02-17T10:09:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lovine.com\/?p=1702"},"modified":"2011-02-17T02:09:24","modified_gmt":"2011-02-17T10:09:24","slug":"pardon-the-dust","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lovine.com\/?p=1702","title":{"rendered":"Pardon The Dust"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/lovine\/5453239430\/\" title=\"Oops by lovine, on Flickr\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/live.staticflickr.com\/5251\/5453239430_0b56d277ec_c.jpg\" width=\"800\" height=\"599\" alt=\"Oops\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nOops.<\/p>\n<p>In the course of tonight's unforeseen late-night website housekeeping, I managed to completely destroy a few things on my blog.  It's 1996 all over again here at Geocities and I'm putting up the equivalent perennial animated GIF that screams \"Under Construction\" in 16-color glory.  Apparently I keep adopting tools that do not automagically correct themselves, seamlessly, and painlessly for all those concerned.  Hence all the juicy errors and crap layout- the scabs of building my own fort outside the social network.  I kept thinking about the mad crowd chanting the \"F\" word.  No, I will not do Facebook because I like causing myself unnecessary pain and passionately seek the sensation of dried out eyeballs staring at the cold glow of a monitor typing code one line at a time in the middle of the night.<\/p>\n<p>I hope I could say these words sooner rather than later: that I would like to invite you - dear stranger on the intarwebz - to say hello and throw me a bone on the comment system.  Because a guestbook from the 90's don't cut it anymore, and I'm testing out a mew (metter than new) commenting system that logs you on using your social network credentials.  Yes people, that means Facebook, Twitter, and of course your ATM pin.  <\/p>\n<p>Need. Beer.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Oops. In the course of tonight's unforeseen late-night website housekeeping, I managed to completely destroy a few things on my blog. It's 1996 all over again here at Geocities and I'm putting up the equivalent perennial animated GIF that screams \"Under Construction\" in 16-color glory. Apparently I keep adopting tools that do not automagically correct [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1702","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nerdery"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lovine.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1702","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lovine.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lovine.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lovine.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lovine.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1702"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lovine.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1702\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1703,"href":"https:\/\/lovine.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1702\/revisions\/1703"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lovine.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1702"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lovine.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1702"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lovine.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1702"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}