{"id":1089,"date":"2010-02-07T16:29:32","date_gmt":"2010-02-07T08:29:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lovine.com\/?p=1089"},"modified":"2010-03-11T00:37:36","modified_gmt":"2010-03-11T08:37:36","slug":"prom-king","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lovine.com\/?p=1089","title":{"rendered":"Prom King"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I must tell the tale, when a few weeks ago my brother took me to this shop to look for a new suit.  The one I have is actually from 10 years ago, the same one I wore to my HS Senior Ball.<\/p>\n<p>I ask for the smallest size available, and try it on to much fan-fare and amusement.  It comes as no surprise that I found myself swimming in it.<\/p>\n<p>Then the saleslady goes <em>\"Sir.. pang-prom?\"<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I must tell the tale, when a few weeks ago my brother took me to this shop to look for a new suit. The one I have is actually from 10 years ago, the same one I wore to my HS Senior Ball. I ask for the smallest size available, and try it on to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[26],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1089","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-manila"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lovine.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1089","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lovine.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lovine.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lovine.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lovine.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1089"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/lovine.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1089\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1158,"href":"https:\/\/lovine.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1089\/revisions\/1158"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lovine.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1089"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lovine.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1089"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lovine.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1089"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}